It's Britney Bitches!

Britney Spears Will Open The VMA's Tonight.
Lord Help Me For Saying This:
"I Don't totally Want Her To Fail."


P.S. The above picture is a drawing entitled "Beautiful Britney-A Pencil Sketch".
It was drawn by Carl Morales. A self described "Britney Fanatic"....
That means fag.

My Best Friends

You Know These Two Bitches Are From New Orleans.
I Feel Like This Is What Everyone From There Looks Like Now.

Hey...

Go Fuck Yourselves.

Paris Back In The Pokey

This Is How I Feel...


Cut And Paste The Link Below You Lazy Bitches.

http://gawker.com/news/america-reacts/paris-hiltons-return-to-prison-traumatic-for-some-267330.php

Look At Me! I'm Katherine Heigl...

My Cunt Smells Like An Irish Moor After An Autumn Rain.

Sometimes A Girl Is So Pretty They Deserve A Disfiguring Accident.
She's One Of Them.

Other Girls Who Deserve To Be Disfigured...

Kristen Bell


You Smile Too Much. Bitch.


Hayden Panettiere


Because You Always Try To Eye Fuck The Camera.


Salma Hayek


Just To See If She Would Bounce Back Up If She Jumped Off A Roof.


Sophia Loren


Get. Over. Yourself.

Drawing Back The "Curtains"

Veteran television actor David Hyde Pierce now starring in Broadway's "Curtains" came out of the closet.


Look. There is LITERALLY a cock on his costume.
Somewhere out there a costume designer is hysterically laughing.

Worthless Giver

Angelina Jolie recently gave $500,000 to help the relief effort in Darfur.


Stupid sanctimonious bitch.
I want to cut off her hands so she can't "give" anymore.